animalsdancing:

About to go to puppy pre school đŸ¶đŸ’–

prokopetz:

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

rniraclewhip:

current mood: goths in a goofy movie

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dulect:


watcha got there

dulect:

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watcha got there

dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship

dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

odair:

IF I COULD REBLOG THIS 10 MILLION TIMES I WOULD GOD LOOK A T THIS PICTURE THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

odair:

IF I COULD REBLOG THIS 10 MILLION TIMES I WOULD GOD LOOK A T THIS PICTURE THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

  • My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

"When you do talk about yourself, or talk to yourself, or you have that tape running in your head about yourself
 try to picture you talking to your own daughter, or your younger sister. Because you would tell your younger sister or your daughter that she was beautiful, and you wouldn’t be lying. Because she is. And so are you."
Amy Poehler (via jenniferbarkley)
hotdiggitydogblog:

Goofy garden dog.

hotdiggitydogblog:

Goofy garden dog.

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth